Sunday, November 12, 2006
Guess What? It's Much Worse!
The Donks are getting ready to cut-and-run. They haven’t even officially taken control of the congress yet, and they’re already working on plans to wreck the place. And this was just the first week after the elections. I can’t wait to see what they have planed for this week.
Thursday, November 9, 2006
Could have been much worse
It could have been a conservative, fiscally prudent congress that got ousted. Not that the Dems are going to be any better, but methinks we have traded spending for social issues. Let me essplain (as Ricky Ricardo used to say): I think that Bush and the Dems will come up with amnesty program and maybe some cutting around the edges at Global warming. Bush has already signaled that he will give a bit on these issues. Think about it--he’s been drifting for a while. The two issues that he will dig his heels in are will be the war on Terror and to (much lesser extent) Spending. Although our Pres has not shown any fiscal discipline yet, it is mostly because I don’t think he felt that he was going to get anything out of it. Opposing the Republicans is not his idea of a good time. I mean, good god, look how loyal he's been to people in the past that didn’t deserve it.
On the Terror issue, the Dems will pretty much be in "whatever" mode, even while foaming at the mouth for their constituents. The reason is simple: it's a losing issue for them. No matter what the reason is and how the Dems feel about how they won, they are still seen as weak on this issue, and will probably concede some ground. On the Spending, we have an interesting set up. If he plays it right, the Dems will say "hey, you let the Republicans spend, why not us" to which Bush will say "winds of change" and then burnish his credentials with the conservatives. Since they worship at the altar of Clinton, then they will know that the Republicans lost to Billy boy on just such a shutdown/stalemate. With the inevitable staring them in the face and a lot of Dems in the House and Senate who want to appear moderate to the electorate and thus be electable in 2008, they will seek compromise with the moderates both in and out of their party. Bingo! Reduced spending, tax cuts retained and the War on Terror vigorously fought by the Dems and Repubs alike. Granted, this is an ideal scenario and the Judge thing could get messy, but it's not all bad to have a split Government. It all depends on how the major players play it out. So don’t go jumping off any bridges. We have an advantage: conservatives when they lose power don’t feel like they lost everything that defines them, just a way to carry out their ideas. So it will be tough, but I have faith. Write it down, mark it on your calendars, but I think this is the worst that will happen in two years. I, like Reagan have faith in the ultimate wisdom of the American people to steer us along, we just might not like the bumps in the road along the way.
On the Terror issue, the Dems will pretty much be in "whatever" mode, even while foaming at the mouth for their constituents. The reason is simple: it's a losing issue for them. No matter what the reason is and how the Dems feel about how they won, they are still seen as weak on this issue, and will probably concede some ground. On the Spending, we have an interesting set up. If he plays it right, the Dems will say "hey, you let the Republicans spend, why not us" to which Bush will say "winds of change" and then burnish his credentials with the conservatives. Since they worship at the altar of Clinton, then they will know that the Republicans lost to Billy boy on just such a shutdown/stalemate. With the inevitable staring them in the face and a lot of Dems in the House and Senate who want to appear moderate to the electorate and thus be electable in 2008, they will seek compromise with the moderates both in and out of their party. Bingo! Reduced spending, tax cuts retained and the War on Terror vigorously fought by the Dems and Repubs alike. Granted, this is an ideal scenario and the Judge thing could get messy, but it's not all bad to have a split Government. It all depends on how the major players play it out. So don’t go jumping off any bridges. We have an advantage: conservatives when they lose power don’t feel like they lost everything that defines them, just a way to carry out their ideas. So it will be tough, but I have faith. Write it down, mark it on your calendars, but I think this is the worst that will happen in two years. I, like Reagan have faith in the ultimate wisdom of the American people to steer us along, we just might not like the bumps in the road along the way.
Wednesday, November 8, 2006
Did Anything Good Happen Last Night?
Yes.
Phil Angelides got stomped by Arnold Schwarzenegger like Bambi taking on Godzilla.
“Missing Linc” Chafee finally got what’s coming to him.
The Koskid Kandidate, Ned Lamont, got shown what-for by Joe Lieberman.
If I can think of anything else, I’ll let you know.
Phil Angelides got stomped by Arnold Schwarzenegger like Bambi taking on Godzilla.
“Missing Linc” Chafee finally got what’s coming to him.
The Koskid Kandidate, Ned Lamont, got shown what-for by Joe Lieberman.
If I can think of anything else, I’ll let you know.
And So It Begins
The Donks are picking their targets for the fun new game of “Who Gets The Subpoena”. Who will they investigate first: Bush? Rumsfeld? Rice? Halliburton? “Big Tobacco”? Big Pharmaceuticals”? “Big Oil”? Bob’s Big Boy? It’s all fair game now. They’ll be dragging administration officials in and out of Congress, day in, day out. If you’re wondering how anyone will find the time to fight the terrorists, the answer is: they won’t.
It doesn’t help much that Bush basically caved in to them in his post-election press conference. Unless he was just making nice to put them off guard, their going to get whatever they want. I’m not happy about that, but I’m not going to abandon him just yet. To quote Bill Whittle from ejectejecteject.com: “Me, personally, I look at the man’s entire catalog of flaws in the same way Lincoln looked at Grant and his drinking: I can’t spare this man. He fights.”
It doesn’t help much that Bush basically caved in to them in his post-election press conference. Unless he was just making nice to put them off guard, their going to get whatever they want. I’m not happy about that, but I’m not going to abandon him just yet. To quote Bill Whittle from ejectejecteject.com: “Me, personally, I look at the man’s entire catalog of flaws in the same way Lincoln looked at Grant and his drinking: I can’t spare this man. He fights.”
And Another One Bites The Dust
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has resigned. He is being replaced by the former CIA director from the Bush I administration.
We are so screwed…..
We are so screwed…..
CAIR’s New Representative
The terrorists have a new friend in the House of Representatives: Keith Ellison (D-MINN), who is a former member of the Nation of Islam (who believe that whites are a genetic experiment gone wrong by a black scientist in Zimbabwe 6,000 years ago) with ties to the Council on American Islamic Relations. CAIR has defended Osama bin Laden, considers US actions against terrorists to be anti-Islamic, has had several of it’s current and former members arrested for terrorism related activities, and is suspected of being a front for the Muslim Brotherhood, a known terrorist organization. As a Representative, Ellison will potentially have access to top secret intelligence information, which could be passed on to our enemies.
Don’t think of it as a Nazi being elected to high office during World War II. Think of it as the brother of a Nazi being elected during World War II.
See, everything is going to be just fine.
Don’t think of it as a Nazi being elected to high office during World War II. Think of it as the brother of a Nazi being elected during World War II.
See, everything is going to be just fine.
Term Limits
Ok, I think the time is ripe to unveil my term limits plan: You get two terms in any particular federal office. Afte those two terms are up, if you wish to continue to serve in that office, you can run again. However, for every term you run for after those first two terms, you lose a finger. Your choice as to which one, but you will lose one. Yes, there will be anesthetic. And yes, you lose the finger regardless of whether you win or lose the race.
Also, it's retroactive. So someone like Ted Kennedy will lose quite a few. In fact, he'll probably have great difficulty holding his drink, which could be an extra plus.
This is a bi-partisan plan. It affects Dems and Reps equally. Some may say it's a little bloodthirsty, to which I respond: And?
Also, it's retroactive. So someone like Ted Kennedy will lose quite a few. In fact, he'll probably have great difficulty holding his drink, which could be an extra plus.
This is a bi-partisan plan. It affects Dems and Reps equally. Some may say it's a little bloodthirsty, to which I respond: And?
Tuesday, November 7, 2006
So....
The Democrats have the house. The only two questions left are: do they take the Senate, and how much ammo will I be buying.
If we hold the Senate: 1000 rounds .45 cal
If we lose the Senate: 2000 rounds .45 cal, and maybe a .30 cal rifle with 2000 rounds
If we hold the Senate: 1000 rounds .45 cal
If we lose the Senate: 2000 rounds .45 cal, and maybe a .30 cal rifle with 2000 rounds
Greeeaaat....
Speaker Pelosi.
To any Republicans out there who didn't vote, or who voted Democrat because of the attempted amnesty bill for illegal immigrants: You lost us the House. The Republican controlled House was the only thing that stopped that amnesty bill from becoming law. Now we have a Democrat House, and you can bet some variation of that bill will get through.
Smooth move, Ex-lax.
To any Republicans out there who didn't vote, or who voted Democrat because of the attempted amnesty bill for illegal immigrants: You lost us the House. The Republican controlled House was the only thing that stopped that amnesty bill from becoming law. Now we have a Democrat House, and you can bet some variation of that bill will get through.
Smooth move, Ex-lax.
What This Election Is Really All About
The deep dark secret is that what this election will really decide is whether the Donks will collapse now with a whimper, or in a year or two with a bang. If all their pre-election jubilation about a perceived victory turns out to be in vain, the chaos and despair will be unbelievable. If they can’t win in THIS political climate, they’re done as a viable political party, and it will be obvious to everyone, except possibly them. There are already attempts by the Donk leaders to claim that any loss on their part is due to mythical Republican dirty tricks. Making that argument on a national level is another surefire way to a quick collapse.On the other hand, if they win, expect them to act so crazy and insufferable about it that they won’t stay around long. As low as the President’s approval numbers are now, I don’t think the populace at large will take kindly to the party of surrender trying to impeach him in the middle of a war. Talk about going out with a bang. Either way, I don’t think the Donks have much of a future as a liberal party. If they do win this one it will be because they used a bunch of relatively moderate newcomers as candidates to sneak their lefty old guard into top leadership positions, in what Thomas Sowell has called their latest fraud attempt.
Election Nostalgia
I miss the old paper punch ballots. The new system here in the People’s Republic of California is really stupid. They give you a huge, scan-tron like sheet with all the candidates and propositions listed, and you use a pen to fill in the bubble next to your choice. Then you insert the form into a big electronic suitcase, which then does… something. Perhaps the election fairies tally up your votes. I know they don’t get counted till later in the evening. If we’re going to go through all the trouble of using paper ballots that won’t even be counted till later, we might as well use the old punch method. It was moderately cheaper, and you got to use a sharp object to poke holes in something. I know that the punch method was supposedly more prone to voter error (or at least alleged to be by the Donks in 2000), but really, if you can’t master something as simple as the paper punch ballot, you’re really not the kind of person who I would want to have voting anyway. Stick with American Idol, and leave the real elections to the grown ups.
Time To Make A Choice
It’s time to pick a side. Which side do you choose? Freedom or Fascism? The politics of choice and responsibility, or the politics of the anthill? Victory, or retreat, followed by death and destruction? Today is Election Day, the day when Americans get to exercise that most precious of rights, the right to vote, to have a say in the future course of our civilization. It is a right that, although bestowed upon us fortunate few by birth, was simply unimagined by those in generations past. No one votes for kings; the position of dictator is never on the ballot. And, yet, this right, which was fought and died for by previous generations, is often taken for granted by many. How do you use your vote? Do you use it frivolously on politicians who do nothing but promise you goodies? Do you squander it through misuse? What, exactly, is your vote worth to you?
We face a dark time in the history of this country; this planet, even. A terror from the past has arisen to threaten western civilization once more. The rise of militant Islam is threatening to drag us back into a new dark age, where the fires of freedom are extinguished and replaced by the black heart of Allah. Where non-believers are treated as cattle, women are treated as sub-human, and even music is a capital offense. This darkness is growing in intensity, as Muslim terrorists attack on a world wide front, in Brittan, Israel, Spain, Iraq, Bali, Turkey, Egypt, France, Indonesia, Russia, India, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and even here in America, as on 9/11. These people don’t hate us for our money, for our material excesses, for our foreign policy blunders, or even for our mighty military. They hate us for who we are, and what we believe. They hate us for our very freedom of choice, which flies in the face of their prophet, Muhammad, who said that all must bow before Allah and follow the teachings of the Koran. We are given the choice: submit or die. Even the name Islam means submission. They will not negotiate on this. There can be no peaceful co-existence with these extremists. The very concept of “live and let live” is western, and completely alien to them. They have drug us into this war in which we now find ourselves, and they will fight us until either we or they emerge victorious. There can be no middle ground.
Yet, in this time of danger, one of this country’s two major political parties has found itself in the unenviable position of being the sole voice of reason in confronting this threat. The Republican Party has had to bear the burden of leading us in this fight. The Democratic Party has done nothing but sit on the sidelines, criticizing and blocking every effort to defend this country. They have protested every military action against the enemy. They have attempted to block even the most prudent of security measures, presented in earnest to protect our populace. They have seen fit to degrade our ability to gain intelligence about the enemy’s dispositions, even going so far as to attempt to protect prisoners of war, who were confirmed enemy combatants, from interrogation. They have even, through their surrogates in the media, provided aid and comfort to the enemy by highlighting our mistakes while ignoring our enemy’s atrocities, refusing to report war news that would support our troops and provide encouragement for the civilian populace, leaking classified information in public venues that the enemy has access to, and distorting the facts on the ground in order to obtain the merest of political advantages.
These people CANNOT be put in charge of this country. We can’t reward their behavior with access to power. What would these people do if they had control of the House or Senate? They refuse to acknowledge that we are facing a war on multiple fronts. They insist on treating each front as its own separate conflict, which gives the enemy the advantage. They believe that our President is the real threat, not the enemy. They’ve already said many times that one of their first orders of business if they win the majority will be to begin impeachment proceedings against the President. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue if we have to deal with frivolous impeachment proceedings, and all the accompanying investigations, while trying to fight a world war? This cannot be allowed to happen.If you are a Republican get out there and vote. The future of our country, our very civilization, may depend upon it.
We face a dark time in the history of this country; this planet, even. A terror from the past has arisen to threaten western civilization once more. The rise of militant Islam is threatening to drag us back into a new dark age, where the fires of freedom are extinguished and replaced by the black heart of Allah. Where non-believers are treated as cattle, women are treated as sub-human, and even music is a capital offense. This darkness is growing in intensity, as Muslim terrorists attack on a world wide front, in Brittan, Israel, Spain, Iraq, Bali, Turkey, Egypt, France, Indonesia, Russia, India, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and even here in America, as on 9/11. These people don’t hate us for our money, for our material excesses, for our foreign policy blunders, or even for our mighty military. They hate us for who we are, and what we believe. They hate us for our very freedom of choice, which flies in the face of their prophet, Muhammad, who said that all must bow before Allah and follow the teachings of the Koran. We are given the choice: submit or die. Even the name Islam means submission. They will not negotiate on this. There can be no peaceful co-existence with these extremists. The very concept of “live and let live” is western, and completely alien to them. They have drug us into this war in which we now find ourselves, and they will fight us until either we or they emerge victorious. There can be no middle ground.
Yet, in this time of danger, one of this country’s two major political parties has found itself in the unenviable position of being the sole voice of reason in confronting this threat. The Republican Party has had to bear the burden of leading us in this fight. The Democratic Party has done nothing but sit on the sidelines, criticizing and blocking every effort to defend this country. They have protested every military action against the enemy. They have attempted to block even the most prudent of security measures, presented in earnest to protect our populace. They have seen fit to degrade our ability to gain intelligence about the enemy’s dispositions, even going so far as to attempt to protect prisoners of war, who were confirmed enemy combatants, from interrogation. They have even, through their surrogates in the media, provided aid and comfort to the enemy by highlighting our mistakes while ignoring our enemy’s atrocities, refusing to report war news that would support our troops and provide encouragement for the civilian populace, leaking classified information in public venues that the enemy has access to, and distorting the facts on the ground in order to obtain the merest of political advantages.
These people CANNOT be put in charge of this country. We can’t reward their behavior with access to power. What would these people do if they had control of the House or Senate? They refuse to acknowledge that we are facing a war on multiple fronts. They insist on treating each front as its own separate conflict, which gives the enemy the advantage. They believe that our President is the real threat, not the enemy. They’ve already said many times that one of their first orders of business if they win the majority will be to begin impeachment proceedings against the President. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue if we have to deal with frivolous impeachment proceedings, and all the accompanying investigations, while trying to fight a world war? This cannot be allowed to happen.If you are a Republican get out there and vote. The future of our country, our very civilization, may depend upon it.
Sunday, November 5, 2006
Breaking News: Saddam Sentenced To Death
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Friday, November 3, 2006
Fair Warning
If the Donks manage to seize control of the house on Tuesday, the new chairman of the House Sub-Committee on National Security will be Dennis Kucinich (D-Zebulon B).
Please vote Republican. Do it for the children.
As much as I would like to personally shoot a whole bunch of terrorists, I’d rather do it in Iraq than in my own front yard. Or yours.
Please vote Republican. Do it for the children.
As much as I would like to personally shoot a whole bunch of terrorists, I’d rather do it in Iraq than in my own front yard. Or yours.
We Didn't Do It! You Can't Prove A Thing!
The editors of Castro Burn In Hell vehemently deny the vicious allegations that we have stolen 12 smartcards from voting machines in Tennessee in order to throw the election. Just because we would do anything to keep that beggars army of liberals from taking control of the government this Tuesday, doesn't mean we did THAT. Although we would have if we could have.
Overfishing May Harm Seafood Population
According to a team of economists and ecologists, the populations of just about all seafood face collapse by 2048. Now, if we can just drive all the mayonnaise trees to extinction, I'll be set.
Radio Host Fired Over Candidate Insult
Massachusetts radio host John DePetro was fired today for calling some fat lesbian a "fat lesbian". DePetro later released a statement in his defense, saying "I don't understand why they fired ME for it. It's not my fault that raging bull dyke is such a fat-assed whore."
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
10 Shot At San Francisco Halloween Party
10 people were shot last night at a Halloween Party in San Francisco’s Castro District (which will also burn in hell). The shootings appeared to be gang related, although no arrests have been made at this time. Clearly this is a failure of leadership on the part of this area’s representative, Nancy Pelosi, who should resign immediately. With the body count rising every day, when will our leaders admit that our San Francisco policy is an abject failure that has trapped us in a quagmire for which there is no hope of victory. It is time we redeploy our troops away from the San Francisco Bay area, to somewhere safer, say Okinawa. This will put our resources in a much better position to respond to trouble in adjacent San Jose should it be necessary to do so.
Bin Laden Double Arrested In Maine
One of Osama bin Laden’s many doubles was arrested in Maine yesterday while attempting to carry out a suicide terrorist attack using a toy AK-47 and fake dynamite. He was later charged with criminal threatening and generally behaving more retarded than those US soldiers that Senator John Kerry (D-Nazichusetts) keeps going on about.
Ignorant Troops Send Out SOS
Disadvantaged, uneducated US soldiers are seen here sending out an emergency call for help from Senator John F’n Kerry (D-Nazichusettes).
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