Sun Goes Longer Than Normal Without Producing Sunspots

According to reports from scientists attending an international solar conference at Montana State University, the latest cycle of solar inactivity has gone on longer than in any previous cycle. Scientists are puzzled as to the cause, saying “solar physicists aren't like weather forecasters; They can't predict the future. They do have the ability to observe, however, and they have observed a longer-than-normal period of solar inactivity.” The emerging consensus, however, is that this is a result of man made Global Warming™, as that is where the real grant money is.