Saturday, March 28, 2009

Frak Earth Hour

Hey, I have an idea! Let's draw attention to the threat of global warming (as if there's anyone on Earth who hasn’t heard about it extensively yet) by performing a meaningless, ritualistic nonsense act that essentially turns it’s back on the last 10,000 hard fought years of civilizational advancement in the most luddite manner possible.

Or, better yet, howsabout I turn on ALL my lights and appliances during Earth Hour in defiant protest, not of your unscientific man-made global warming BS, but of your pernicious general stupidity.

In fact, I propose a new environmental celebration. I call it Earth Minute. It’s where all you environmentalists around the world take a minute of your time to kiss my black ass.

And I’m not even black.

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