Ready For Your Dream Home?
Well, now you can, and for less money than you ever thought possible, on planet Leonidas!That’s right, planet Leonidas is a newly discovered, habitable planet located in the Gliese 581 star system, just a mere 20.8 light years from Earth! Due to incredibly lucky circumstances that I’m not at liberty to divulge here, we’ve acquired the property rights to THE ENTIRE PLANET, and now, we’re going to pass that good fortune on to YOU!
For a limited time only, we are selling choice 1.5 acre beachfront lots at HALF THE LIST PRICE! That’s 1.5 acres of beachfront property, located in fabulous Laconia Heights, the most fashionable area of the planet! Located just 30 minutes outside of our bustling capital, Sparta, Laconia Heights offers a rich mix of popular amenities. Gravity-Golf, Polo-Fishing, Sky-Boating, beautiful topless beaches, and a very special brand of old fashioned tranquility are just a few of the many wonderful things you will enjoy in Laconia Heights! Prices start in the low 3 millions. Spaces are limited, and they’re going fast. You must act now to get in on the ground floor of Leonidas, the most happening planet in this spiral arm of the galaxy!