Thursday, March 15, 2007

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s Claims “Exaggerated”

It turns out that some of the claims made by captured terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed were exaggerations of the truth, officials revealed today. Mohammed was indeed key to some plots, but was only a bit player in others, and indeed, may have not been involved in some of the plots alleged. Some of the claims he made that were exaggerated or erroneous include:

Was one of the hijackers onboard United Flight 93

Fired the fatal shot from the grassy knoll that killed President John F. Kennedy

Was involved in the planning of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

Helped co-ordinate the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln

Helped recover alien wreckage from Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

Was the real fifth Beatle

Discovered the planet Mars

Was the real inspiration for the film “Love Story”

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