Smelly Hippies Stink Up Lincoln Memorial, Pentagon

Hundreds of smelly hippies, self-absorbed socialists, potential terrorists, and sixties rejects who STILL haven’t found a career braved Global Warming™ induced near-freezing temperatures to gather today in Washington DC for a peace march from the Lincoln Memorial to the Pentagon. The march was followed up with a rally in front of the Pentagon featuring speeches from washed-up (but un-bathed) communists, al-Qaeda apologists, Herve Villechaize impersonators, and other moral degenerates. It is generally assumed that the speeches made at this rally were against the war effort, but this is difficult to confirm due to the rambling, incoherent speaking style of every single one of the speakers, as well as their general inability to stay on-topic.