Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Barack Obama, Man Of Color

Barak Obama, not to be confused with Borat Sagdiyev, believes that people who will not vote for him because of the color of his skin are the same people who would probably not vote for him because of his politics. In other words, any one who’s racist must not belong to his political party, because we all know that Democrats can’t be racists. Therefore, anyone who’s racist must be a Republican.
Refresh my memory here, because I seem to be confused. Which party has a former clansman as a serving Senator? Which party refers to this former clansman as ‘The Conscience of the Senate?”
Here’s another question: am I really supposed to buy that Obama is black? You must be joking. First you tell me Michael Jackson is black, now it’s Barack Obama. Who’s it going to be next, Kathy Griffin?

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