Thursday, December 28, 2006

Hussein Family Reunion Scheduled For This Weekend

A glorious family reunion between Saddam Hussein and his sons Uday and Qusay has tentatively been scheduled in Hell for this weekend, sources report. Hussein, who will be traveling via the gallows, is expected to depart for the reunion by Sunday. No news yet on whether his departure will be televised, but the word is that, assuming that his neck isn’t broken instantly, the Vegas over/under on how long it will take him to die is 3 minutes, 14 seconds. I’m taking the under, but I’m hoping for the over.

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