Osama bin-Laden Captured In India!

No, not THAT bin-Laden. A rouge elephant that was named Laden by locals after the famed international mass-murdering terrorist thug. The elephant was responsible for fourteen deaths and had caused untold damage in the area. 'Laden was a terror for the people. Two earlier attempts to kill the elephant had failed as Laden always managed to evade our forest teams,' he added. 'The killing of the rampaging elephant has come as a big relief for the locals.