Haiku 4 U

Rope strains against flesh.
Saddam gets his just reward.
You want fries with that?

The body falls as
the lever springs the trap door
See your house from here?

The famous last words
of the man who would be God:
“Choke Choke Gurgle” die

Never it be said
that Saddam was not well hung.
Khomeini says Hi

The Kos Kids will whine.
The Dummies will crap their pants.
Who will lead them now?

Hunt For Red October,
bought for five bucks at Wal-Mart.
Gonna watch it now.