Saturday, January 6, 2007

Is The Army Trying To Enlist The Dead?

The US Army routinely sends out letters to officers no longer serving to encourage them to re-enlist. However, in the last batch of letters sent, were 75 sent to officers who had been killed in combat. The Army has apologized for this, stating that it made a clerical error, but is that really the truth? Could it be a cover story to prevent discovery of a secret plan to employ the un-dead as an ultimate weapon? For all our sakes, I hope not. The Army should keep in mind that the undead are notoriously unreliable, being just as likely to vote Democrat as to eat the enemy.

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