This is the first entry in a (hopefully) continuing series that lists popular euphemisms of the Looney Liberal Left, and exactly what they mean when they use them.
“Asians”: See Muslims
Christian: Savages who follow the religion of the oppressor.
Christianity: A religion of oppression and death, determined to stomp out all others in as violent a manner as possible.
Communist: Our over-enthusiastic and excitable colleagues on the extreme left. Term has been largely replaced. See Environmentalist.
Democracy: A sacred form of government that allows the people to choose who will lead them. Just so long as they choose us.
Environmentalist: See Communist
Extreme Right-Winger: Anyone who ridicules my beliefs.
Fascists: Those who disagree with us.
Islam: A religion of peace and love, with a pan-like love of the environment, that teaches respect and tolerance of all others.
Jews: Ancient victim of the vicious Christians, who have recently found themselves caught in the middle of the Christians’ extermination of the peaceful and childlike Muslims.
Muslim: Oppressed, wide-eyed innocents who practice a religion of peace and love.
Rape: Any form of heterosexual intercourse that doesn’t involve Bill Clinton.
Right-Winger: Anyone who doesn’t share my beliefs
“Tourists”: See Muslims
“Youths”: Young, rioting Muslims.
Zionist: An uppity Jew who doesn’t know which side his bread is buttered on.
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