Monday, November 27, 2006

Chavez Screams: “Please Kill Me, Kill Me Now!”

Suicidal dictator and future Trivial Pursuit question Hugo Chavez vowed to defeat “the most powerful empire on Earth by knockout,” referring, of course, to the United States.
Why do all the weird, creepy looking dictators feel they have to stand up and make fools of themselves to get attention? There are other ways to do so, such as by dating dictator-loving Hollywood starlets, giving away their ill-gotten gains to a worthy charity, or even blowing their brains out with a high-caliber weapon. Surely one of these much superior attention getting methods would be a more respectable solution for Chavez than acting the fool until we have no other choice but to drop a MOAB down the front of his pants.

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