Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Pelosi Decides Against Hastings

House Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi (D-Homorabia) today decided not to appoint Representative Alcee Hastings (D-Crooksville) as Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. When asked as to the reasons for her decision, Pelosi replied, “The amount of corruption in his past makes him ineligible for a committee chairmanship in the Democratic Party. He’s going to need to start taking more bribes if he wants to move up to the big leagues. It might also help him if he were to molest or kill a couple of his campaign aides, but that’s just a suggestion.”

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