Thursday, November 30, 2006

That's Gotta Be Rough On Those Pan-Pacific Flights....

China Southern Airlines has come up with a great new method to cut back on fuel costs: encourage passengers to use the restroom before boarding the plane. It seems that every flush at 30,000 ft uses almost a quart of fuel. If you have 200 passengers, and each one uses the restroom once, that’s 50 gallons of fuel. Since the average price of Jet A is currently at $4.00 a gallon, that’s $200 dollars saved if no one uses the john in flight. In other words, what a bunch of cheap ass bastards!Does that mean that politicians won’t be able to fly on that airline, seeing as they’re all full of crap, and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth? Your guess is as good as mine.

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