Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Anger leads to lessened lung function

According to a recent study, anger can lead to deterioration of the lungs. Ted Kennedy had this statement: "...Uh, well...uh (wheeze) yes, well (hacking cough that lasted approximately four and one half minutes) then (unintelligible)... what? Yes, F@#ing floozie..." Before choking on his own vomit and collapsing. It can be confirmed that paramedics were called to the scene.

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