Tuesday, August 29, 2006

John Kerry Reveals Deep, Dark Secret

During a townhall meeting to discus the war in Iraq, Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) revealed today that he had been in Vietnam, a fact that he had somehow managed to keep secret for the past 35 years. Responding to this revelation, Kerry's wife Theresa stated, "I was shocked, really. I had no idea that he had even been in the military, let alone that he had served in Vietnam." Kerry emphasised that his experiences in uniform make him an ideal candiate for the presidency, and that he would run again in 2008, 2012, 2016, and every four years thereafter, until someone finally votes for him.

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