Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Rumsfeld asks Americans for 'patience' in Iraq

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today asked for the continuing patience of the American people, stating that the situation in Iraq will soon change for the better."It's true that there have been many difficulties recently," stated Rumsfeld, "but this is due primarily to all the asshole terrorists that are still alive. We do have a plan to ramp up our efforts in this area, which we will be implementing shortly." Rumsfeld vowed to lead the troops into battle personally, swearing that "The streets will run red with the blood of those who oppose us."

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