Congressman Darth Vader (D-CA), led a protest against the Bush administration and the war in Iraq in his home district in San Francisco today. After leading protesters in a repeated chant of "Bush lied, kids died", he stated that once the Democrats have regained control of the House, there would be major changes in how the President would be allowed to conduct foriegn policy, implying that the Democrats would have a greater role in it's formulation than in the past. Stated Vader, "You don't know the power of the dark side, dearie. We'll scratch your eyes out." Vader's constituants in the Castro district were elated. Said one, "Hey, sailor. We're just so happy to be represented by someone who understands us, who's one of us, and can relate to our concerns. Bush doesn't care about our concerns. He's pulled us into a war for oil, and yet prices for K-Y are going through the roof. Who besides Vader will stand up against these attrocities?" The owners of the K-Y Corporation were unavailable for comment.