“You know, for a blog dedicated to the proposition that Castro should burn in hell, you sure don’t talk about Castro very much.” That’s just one of the many reader’s complaints that we get here (or would get anyway, if we had any readers). Well, to be fair, ol’ fussy whiskers hasn’t really been in the news much lately, except in the form of speculation on whether or not he’s even still alive. You can rest assured, dear imaginary reader, that if it becomes known that the evil one has kicked the metaphorical bucket, we will quickly change orientation from laughing about the fact that he should burn in hell, to laughing at the fact that he IS burning in hell. In any event, to tide you over until that great day, I offer this Castro joke that I discovered on this site earlier today:
Castro In Hell
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself right at home. Then, Fidel notices that he accidentally left his luggage back in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema. I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven, they find the gates are locked - St. Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should climb over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees."