French Buses Spontaneously Combust

Four French buses burst into flames yesterday in an apparent case of spontaneous automotive combustion, a phenomenon occurring more and more frequently in that part of Europe. Most experts agree that this is probably an example of poorly manufactured equipment malfunctioning explosively, and have called for an investigation of the companies involved, as well as the general elimination of capitalism, which is obviously to blame. Some extreme right-wing conspiracy theorists have pointed to the fact that these incidents tend to take place in predominately Muslim neighborhoods and often occur near large groups of Muslim ‘youths’ who just happen to be carrying Molotov Cocktails as evidence of this being an Muslim uprising. Clearly, this is impossible, as Islam is a Religion of Peace©, and its followers would never commit this sort of violent act.