Sunday, October 1, 2006

Al-Qaeda Leader Calls For Vengeance

Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri recently released another videotaped message to the world, in which he vowed vengeance for the deaths of the innocent children of Lebanon, as well as for the recent death of ‘Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin. “He was a leader”, stated Zawahiri, “an inspiration to our Al-Asqa Martyrs Brigade, and a role model for Muslims everywhere. His death at the hands of the Satanic U.S.-Zionist-Stingray conspiracy shall be avenged, and he shall live on in our hearts as an example of how a Muslim lives, and a martyr for almighty Allah dies.” The family of Irwin, who wasn’t actually a Muslim, was unavailable for immediate comment.

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