Thursday, October 26, 2006

Foley Style Fiction

So, it looks like Jim Webb has some rather interesting skeletons in his closet. As a fiction author, his books have some seriously twisted sex scenes, involving strippers, the use of a vagina to slice a banana, and of course, that ultimate Homorabia crowd pleaser, older men performing oral sex on underage boys. How much do you want to bet that Mark Foley has ALL his books?Webb is fighting a tough race against George Allen (R-Macacarabia), and is behind in the polls. If he were running in a blue state this wouldn’t be a big deal; after all, he’s a Democrat, and things like this just prove he’s one of them. The only way he could alienate himself from the left would be to appear to be pro-America. The problem is, he’s not in a blue state, he’s in Virginia, which is traditionally a very conservative state.He’s done. Stick a fork in him.

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