Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Karl Rove Attempts To Influence Election

A small plane crashed into a high-rise residential building in New York City today, causing speculation amongst Democrats that it was part of a Rovian plot to throw the elections. "This will just remind people of 9/11 and terrorism," said one Democratic spokesperson. "It'll make for a perfect opportunity for the Republicans to make us look like a bunch of traitors. How can we fight against that?!"

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