Monday, October 23, 2006

Pelosi: "My Family Is Very Pro-Life"

House Living Dead Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Homorabia) today attempted to deflect Republican criticisms that she is an ultra-left wing liberal by pointing out how pro-life her family is. “My daughters especially are pro-life”, said Pelosi while gnawing on a human femur. “Why, just last week my daughter Alexandria, who was named after the Library of Alexandria that was burnt to the ground by evil Republicans in the seventh century, demonstrated this by begging and pleading for her life while I tried to consume her tasty young flesh. How much more pro-life can you get?”

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