Monday, September 18, 2006

Terrorist Protests Theft

An Islamic terrorist protests efforts by Pope Benedict XVI to steal his teeth. “The infidel Pope snuck into my tent this very morning and stole many of my teeth from my very mouth”, stated the disgusting, murderous monster. “Only my sudden awakening spared the remaining teeth from this theftitude. He then left with my most beloved goat, Asha, who has comforted me through the darkest hours of jihad. He must die in the most violent manner possible for this injustice. Also for insulting the prophet.”

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