Friday, September 15, 2006

Bigfoot Sighting In Florida

A local resident has reported a big foot sighting in Miami, Florida this week, by far the furthest south of any reports of the mysterious beast. "I was out in the neighborhood walking my dog, and it just jumped out of the tree at us.", the resident stated. "It started growling and howling in the most unearthly way you can imagine. Then it grabbed my poor dog and ran off with it." The body of the missing dog was later recovered in a back alley about three blocks from the location of the sighting, with several large bites taken out of it. If you see this large creature, do not attempt to approach it, and notify the local authorities immediately.

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