Friday, September 8, 2006
Conservative group airs pro-Bush ad
A conservative group yesterday released a pro War on Terror commercial warning that critics ot the war in Iraq "would cut and run in the Middle East, leaving al-Qaida to attack us again." Democratic response was swift. "How dare you question our patriotism!" replied DNC chairman Howard Dead, as he set fire to an American flag. "Dissent is patriotic! Thomas Jefferson said so! That makes us the most patriotic party in American history!", he said, as he twisted a nail into a voodoo doll dressed like a US Marine.