Sunday, September 3, 2006

Klan Holds Victory Celebration In Gettysburg

The World Knights of the Ku Klux Klan held a victory rally and celebration at the Gettysburg National Memorial in Pennsylvania today, after discovering that one of their remaining 30 members still had several of his teeth. The celebration was short-lived however, as it was discovered that the four teeth weren't actually in his head, but preserved in a mason jar filled with moonshine whiskey, made from a special familiy recipie handed down through the generations and revealed to him by his father, who is also his uncle, his brother, his great-great grandfather, and his thrid cousin.

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