Monday, September 4, 2006

CBS News To Change Host, Name

Third-ranked CBS News, in an attempt to improve its ratings and re-find its focus after the institutionalization of former anchor Dan Rather, will be starting it's new anchor tommorow evening. Katie Couric, who gained fame as co-anchor of NBC's "Today Show", will take the helm for the ailing "CBS Evening News", which will be offcially renamed "Everybody Loves Katie". Tommorw's premiere, which has been trumpeted by CBS for several months now, will feature Ms. Couric charming snakes, bending steel bars, and, in the climatic finale, saving the entire west coast from being crashed into the sea by her arch nemisis, Lex Limbaugh.

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