Iranian President Ahmadinejad today stated that he intends to speak at the United Nations General Assembly on September 19th, the same day that President Bush will be speaking there. "We are ready for a debate with the Americans at the U.N. General Assembly" Ahmadinejad stated, "the American side can even take part in the debate side by side with his advisors, and as a full team, if they wish so." President Bush responed to this by saying "Heh-heh. Sucker." White House Press spokesman Tony Snow elaborated on the President's comments by pointing out that "New York is a crazy, crazy place. All kinds of interesting and unexpected things can happen there, so it'll be interesting to see how this one plays out." He then chambered a round into his .45, and added, "Personally, I'm looking forward to meeting with the little guy."