Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Non-Muslim Commits Murder
In a shocking twist, an armed, non-muslim male walked into a Montreal College and opened fire, killing one woman, and injuring 19 others before being killed himself by police. The Council on American-Islamic Relations issued a press release condeming the young man for his blatant and outright theft of copyrighted methods and techniques. "He's clearly just a wannabe. A copycat, at best", stated a CAIR representative. "Our lawyers will be in touch with his next of kin, I can assure you."